And they let them vote too

This audio clip from Y94 Playhouse Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it so thus, this video. A lady asks for help getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas. "The government can guide deer to lower traffic areas" ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! Kudos to Y94 Playhouse and Donna for the joy that you have given many through laughter.
Also, THANK YOU to all who have viewed it and shared it. Watching this spread has been equally entertaining for this 47 year old lady, who just wanted to share something funny with a friend or two... or three... or....

Yeah, I wouldn't admit to it either

 

OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) — It's a complicated story, but a Thurston County, Wash., man says he managed to shoot himself in the head with a .22-caliber rifle while fishing for salmon.A sheriff's report says the man told deputies he fired a shot into the Deschutes River on Sunday afternoon but the bullet ricocheted off a rock and hit him in the temple. When he scratched the spot with his finger, he says the bullet fell out of his head and into the river.
The tale came to light although the man went home and refused to tell his girlfriend how he had been injured. After he left again, she called 911. When deputies pulled over the man's pickup truck, he told them what happened.
The Olympian reports that the man was treated at an area hospital and released. The newspaper says the man was not cited for any violations.
Grandview Outdoors

Uncle Jay 2011 Singing Year in Review

It's the 2011 Singing Year in Review! This year had so much melodic news that Uncle Jay couldn't fit it all in. But you can get the EXTENDED EPISODE on this year's 2011 DVD, available on Uncle Jay's website. Thanks for being Uncle Jay's job creator!

EMAIL Pass On

Fw: Larry the cable guy

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,
I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes,
that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I
disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city
5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with
Democrats who can't swim is a genius."

THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNANTLY ITS TRUE! THE MANS A GENIUS!!!

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians,
it creates a hostile work environment.
Also, think about this .....
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone --
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GET ER DONE!

Uncle Jay ?

Where has he been? This short video from Uncle Jay explains his absence, please be patient, I am going though my Uncle Jay withdrawal too!

 

Uncle Jay Explains Sep 12, 2011

From: Uncle Jay Explains  Sep 11, 2011 

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word "change"

was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

 

Another E-Mail pass on

If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper

stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

How crazy a week was it?

The earth shook, the sky swirled, the waves crashed, and Beyonce is pregnant!

Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011 _ Sorry this is a week LATE, He is back from Vacation

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

From: UncleJayExplains 

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored

all of the summer's news, so this week he tries to guess

what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains | Aug 21, 2011

From: UncleJayExplains   Aug 21, 2011

Mideast violence! The stock market! The economy! Politics! How can the media allow stupid

stuff like this to get in the way of

Kim Kardashian's wedding coverage? Uncle Jay explains!

Garage Bet

Just a little video showing you how to do a really cool trick with nails...and maybe win a beer!

Uncle Jay will be back Next Monday

Uncle Jay Explains July 4th, On vacation

Uncle Jay

Jay is taking June and maybe July off for those who didn't see his tweet the other day but he's coming back!! http://www.youtube.com/user/UncleJayExplains?ob=5

Too good not to pass on

I don't write them... just pass them along

Men Teaching Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Mon, June 30th, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 w eeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

Back from Vacation

I have been on vacation so you may have notices no new post. I plan to get back into the routine ASAP.

Here is last weeks Uncle Jay explains for May 23, 2011

Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011

The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday. And maybe that guy can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one? And one consolation: no 2012 election! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

From: UncleJayExplains  | May 8, 2011  | 635 views

Osama-Rama! Osama is now like Elvis, enjoying a great popular surge thanks to the ultimate career move. Uncle Jay explains every version of exactly what happened!

Uncle Jay Explains May 1, 2011

UncleJayExplains on May 1, 2011

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right ... next they'll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. Hey, you think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains - Apr 24, 2011

UncleJayExplains on Apr 24, 2011

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn't working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday's Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!