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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

How crazy a week was it?

The earth shook, the sky swirled, the waves crashed, and Beyonce is pregnant!

Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Monday, August 22, 2011

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011 _ Sorry this is a week LATE, He is back from Vacation

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

From: UncleJayExplains

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored

all of the summer's news, so this week he tries to guess

what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains | Aug 21, 2011

From: UncleJayExplains Aug 21, 2011

Mideast violence! The stock market! The economy! Politics! How can the media allow stupid

stuff like this to get in the way of

Kim Kardashian's wedding coverage? Uncle Jay explains!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

What’s Next for 911

Next Generation 911 Will Support Text, Photos, Video, And Data
http://techcrunch.com/2011/08/11/next-generation-911-will-support-text-photos-video-and-data/

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

While rest rooms are known as places to relieve yourself a 22-year-old man may have pioneered an alternate use. A loss prevention officer at a Wal-Mart Supercenter stated that Taylor Allen Dresia was "eating food" on the bathroom floor. Dresia's apparent picnic in the potty blocked the commode for patrons, and a store manager asked him to leave. "After a few minutes Dresia left and then returned in another entrance yelling that an employee stole something from his backpack while he was in the bathroom."

A deputy told Dresia to leave immediately. Dresia said he wasn't leaving and that he wanted to write something down. "Deputy advised Dresia not to play games and leave the store now," "Dresia again refused." Dresia was arrested by an Indian River County Sheriff's deputy, was described as argumentative. Deputies got Dresia, listed as homeless, out, arresting him on misdemeanor charges of trespassing after warning and resisting an officer without violence.

An Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy spotted the man trespassing at a Destin park, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach.

That's when the man, Edmund Berkeley Barksdale, tried to explain his ‘business’ to the deputy. And the proof was in the pudding: Barksdale then reached into his shorts with his hand. When the 55-year-old man removed his hand, the deputy noted it had fecal matter on it, according to the arrest report. Unfortunately, Barksdale isn't the only person that has faced a messy arrest.

1. Police: Woman, 73, 'defecated without warning'.She had an open bottle of vodka in a cooler in the vehicle’s back seat.

2. Bad aim: He tinkled in a cop car

3. Loaded mom unloads -- alas, look where she decided to....
She put her unlicensed minor daughter in the driver's seat. She was too busy dumping a can of Bud Lite out the window as the cop approached.

4. Nude dude covered with feces skinny dips in neighbor's pool

5. Report: Woman threw her feces on deputy

6. Man throws darts at bar patrons, defecates

7. Teacher urinates on curb after nearly running over cop

8. Tinkle time for Mom. Do we really want to watch?

9. Asked to leave, man urinates on bar

10. A naked man. A Taser. And feces. No happy ending here.

11. Take aim: Woman turns Target changing room into a bathroom

12. Busted: Woman pees on clothes in Walmart

13. Why don't people publicly urinate at our grocery store? Oh, because we don't live in the Panhandle

14. Panhandler caught with 'stream of urine still in progress'

15. What a load of crap! Woman busted for DUI